The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks.
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
without a Moustache
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
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Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
of Mice!
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Pearls melt
in Vinegar!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
Blood plasma.
******************************
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
******************************
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks.
******************************
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
******************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
******************************
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
******************************
The King of Hearts is the only king
without a Moustache
******************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
******************************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
******************************
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
******************************
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
******************************
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
******************************
Walt Disney was afraid
of Mice!
******************************
Pearls melt
in Vinegar!
******************************
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
******************************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
******************************
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
******************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
******************************
And the best for last....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
******************************
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
******************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
******************************
And the best for last....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
